Slumber Warrior Gifts

Yawn

Dog Nightmares

"The overthinker"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

The Snooze Bar.

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Noisy energy?

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Dunhomin"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I'm bored."