Slumber Warrior Gifts

Yawn

"The overthinker"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Noisy energy?

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

"Dunhomin"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."