Slumber Soldier Gifts

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Try thinking about something else."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'At lone at last.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I'm bored."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

Yawn

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Zzzzzzzzz...

The Home Birth of Venus

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

Oh, girls...if you refer to me as 'Room Service' one more time, it's the last sleep-over.