Slumber Soldier Pillows

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"Try thinking about something else."

'At lone at last.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"I'll bring her home tomorrow, after the slumber party!"

Yawn

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

Zzzzzzzzz...

The Home Birth of Venus

Sleeping man leaves rest room.