Slumber Adventurers Pillows

Sleeping Techniques

Late night teddy reading

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Dreams

Cats out late.

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Mouse shopping after hours

(No caption. Astronaut on the the moon looks at an outhouse with a picture of the Earth where the crescent moon would be.)

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

"He just woke up from hibernation."

"Oh, how precious! She's texting in her sleep."

Yawn

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

People Who Talk To Elvis...

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

"Five more minutes."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'He's out all night and sleeps all day.'

'Doofus...two pounds of fireflies does not qualify as a light snack.'

"Nice curvature."

Man sleeping under the bed.