Sleep Warrior Gifts

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Wake up honey, I can't sleep!'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

You snooze you lose.

Daily Promise...

Nightstand for the Self-Employed

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Well, the diagnosis is you're an insomniac, but you shouldn't lose any sleep over it."

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

'His snoring drives me mad. And it's even worse when he's asleep!'

Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

'It's all very well you saying that you only need 4 hours sleep but this is the third time today!'

A doctor falling asleep at a patients bed.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Woah! Are you going to work like that, mom? Like what? Your mascara's all smeared around your eyes. Ok! Ok! Sorry. What was that about? She's not wearing mascara.

Rudy, the sleeping pills you're taking are causing a serious problem. I'm fine. You're half asleep! You can't keep coming to work like this. I'm totally lucid. You served one customer an all-bread sandwich. So? Two pieces of bread with a third slice in the middle! Was the bread not toasted?

"I don't let them bite. They just do."

What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Dog Nightmares

Babies vs. Dogs

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"The overthinker"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Noisy energy?

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

The Snooze Bar.

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'