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"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Wake up honey, I can't sleep!'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

You snooze you lose.

Daily Promise...

Nightstand for the Self-Employed

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

Mommy also stayed up the whole of Shavuot night.

"Well, the diagnosis is you're an insomniac, but you shouldn't lose any sleep over it."

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

'His snoring drives me mad. And it's even worse when he's asleep!'

Another tireless advocate for insomniacs.

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

'It's all very well you saying that you only need 4 hours sleep but this is the third time today!'

A doctor falling asleep at a patients bed.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"I don't let them bite. They just do."

What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed

"The overthinker"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Babies vs. Dogs

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Noisy energy?

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

Luke Sleepwalker...