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Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

Dog Nightmares

"It's 4 A.M.—maybe you'd sleep better if you bought some crap!"

Insomniaction figures.

Creak! Creep!! Creak!!! Our son's worried about varsity lacrosse tryouts. Relax. Pitter pat. Sigh! Who knew insomnia was contagious?

Tired of counting sheep, Al tries counting Ernest Borgnines.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'You told me to come back if those sleeping pills didn't work.'

Sleeping Pills: May cause drowsiness...

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

"It's no use, Ed, I just can't sleep. I miss my wife's . . . snoring!"

"The only thing this memory foam mattress has done is remember all my sleepless nights!"

Things my cat says at 3 am

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"Try thinking about something else."

"The overthinker"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

The Snooze Bar.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Noisy energy?

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'