Insomnia Warriors Pillows

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"It's 4 A.M.—maybe you'd sleep better if you bought some crap!"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'You told me to come back if those sleeping pills didn't work.'

Sleeping Pills: May cause drowsiness...

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

"It's no use, Ed, I just can't sleep. I miss my wife's . . . snoring!"

"The only thing this memory foam mattress has done is remember all my sleepless nights!"

Things my cat says at 3 am

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

"Try thinking about something else."

"The overthinker"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

And just how long have you had this impending feeling of doom?