Insomnia Victor Pillows

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"The overthinker"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'zzz sleep.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Overnight Programming

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'How can you sleep at night?'

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'