Insomnia Victor Mugs

"I can't sleep. I think I'll get up and solve all my problems."

Dog Nightmares

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"The overthinker"

The Snooze Bar.

Noisy energy?

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Things that go beep in the night.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'zzz sleep.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'I can't sleep... Tell me about your day at the office again.'

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Of course I'm confused, I keep dreaming I'm an insomniac.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

Overnight Programming

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'How can you sleep at night?'