Insomniac Survivor Mugs

'You tossed and turned all night.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Your 2 am is here."

'Sleeping like a baby'

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'