Insomniacs Mugs

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"Try thinking about something else."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

The Forever Stamp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."