Insomniacs Prints

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

Dog Nightmares

"Try thinking about something else."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

Things that go beep in the night.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'