Insomniac Dreamers Mugs

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Things that go beep in the night.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

People siting on icebergs,

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

Creative Insomnia

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"