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Creative Insomnia

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Overnight Programming

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

Counting sheep hurdling.

"I couldn't sleep."

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."