Creative Insomniac Pillows

Creative Insomnia

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Overnight Programming

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...