Digital Insomniac Pillows

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

Creative Insomnia

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'One illegal sheep movement...two illegal sheep movement...three illegal...'