Creative Insomniacs Pillows

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Overnight Programming

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

Counting sheep hurdling.

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."