Insomniac Instrumentalist Pillows

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'Next time try decaf.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."