Insomniac Artist Pillows

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Is the light bothering you dear?"