Insomniac Innovators Mugs

"I couldn't sleep."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

Creative Insomnia

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'