Insomniac Innovators Prints

"I couldn't sleep."

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

'Next time try decaf.'

Non-drug therapy for insomnia apply as needed.

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

Creative Insomnia

"Is the light bothering you dear?"