'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'
Insomniac Hero Mugs
Celebrate the insomniac hero with mugs that showcase their creative, sleepless spirit. Perfect for late-night thinkers and night owls who find inspiration when the world is quiet.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
Things that go beep in the night.
'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
Thoughts of Stephen Harper...
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."
Wide-awake.
"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"
A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.
"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."
'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'
Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.
"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."
'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
"He's chasing his dreams."
"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"
"Must you page swipe so loudly?"
'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'
'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'
I'd do anything for a good night's sleep. Well here's a $33,000 mattress. Hand-crafted layers of horsehair, cotton, flax and natural latex. What sucker would think overpriced horsehair would put them to sleep?! What's the number? Does health care cover it?
Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.
Daily Promise...
'Next time try decaf.'
Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.
'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'
Insomniac Hero Mugs Collection
Insomniac Hero Pillows
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Insomniac Hero Prints
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