Insomniac Hero Gifts

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Next time try decaf.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.