Insomniac Sympathizer Gifts

Sheep counting humans to get to sleep.

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

"I'm a Sheep Dog, you would think that counting sheep would help me sleep, but no..."

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'