"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."
Insomniac With A Sense Of Humor Gifts
Searching for a fun-filled gift for the insomniac with a sense of humor? Discover our collection of quirky, clever, and amusing items that speak to their sleepless nights and lively spirit. Perfect for fans of late-night storytelling, jokes, and light-hearted takes on insomnia. Whether it's a mug, tee, or print, find a gift that makes their restless nights a little brighter and a lot more fun.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
Things that go beep in the night.
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
Wide-awake.
"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."
"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."
"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
Overnight Programming
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.
"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."
"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."
'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'
'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'
"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."
"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."
"He's chasing his dreams."
Counting sheep hurdling.
"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"
"Must you page swipe so loudly?"
Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.
"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."
Daily Promise...
'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'
Your fingers' worst nightmares
'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'
I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.
"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."
'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'
Insomniac With A Sense Of Humor Gifts Collection
Insomniac With A Sense Of Humor Mugs
Discover our full range of humorous mugs perfect for insomniacs who laugh in the face of sleepless nights. Find the one that speaks to their night owl soul.
Insomniac With A Sense Of Humor Pillows
Check out our playful pillows that bring humor and comfort to anyone battling insomnia. Perfect for adding a fun touch to their rest space.
Insomniac With A Sense Of Humor Prints
Explore witty and humorous prints that celebrate the insomniac’s unique perspective. Ideal for enlivening any room with a clever message.
Insomniac With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts
Browse our funny t-shirts designed for insomniacs who see humor in their sleepless hours. Wear your night owl pride in style and wit.