Insomniac Survivor Gifts

'You tossed and turned all night.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Things that go beep in the night.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Your 2 am is here."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

'Sleeping like a baby'

I'm not fussy! I'm stir-crazy!

Overworked doctors in need of sleep

"It's not easy, the constant demand for attention, the fussing and crying..."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.

"Yes, you were snoring again."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"I'm so tired I can't even think straight."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'

Coffee. I'm exhausted. I started sleeping on my coin collection to keep it safe, and now I understand the saying "change is hard"!

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

Daily Promise...