Insomniac In Denial Gifts

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

Non-drug therapy for insomnia apply as needed.

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."

Creative Insomnia