Thoughtful Insomniac Gifts

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

Things that go beep in the night.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

Creative Insomnia

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

'You tossed and turned all night.'