Insomniac Musings Fan Gifts

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

Non-drug therapy for insomnia apply as needed.