Insomniac Musings Fan Pillows

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."