Insomniac Supporter Pillows

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Washington Had Insomnia Here.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'Next time try decaf.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"