Loving Insomniac Pillows

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'Next time try decaf.'

Creative Insomnia

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'