Thoughtful Insomniac Prints

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

Creative Insomnia

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."

'You tossed and turned all night.'