Witty Insomniac Prints

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Overnight Programming

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'Give me one of your lectures, Dad - I can't sleep!'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"Decaf... I distinctly ordered DECAF."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"Don't be alarmed, I couldn't sleep: I'm just here to count you. . ."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

Counting sheep hurdling.

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

"After tonight you're going to need a prescription."

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'It's great that you can laugh at yourself, but can you not do it in the middle of the night?'

Daily Promise...