Insomniac Philosopher Gifts

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

Non-drug therapy for insomnia apply as needed.

Creative Insomnia