Insomniac Philosopher Pillows

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

'Next time try decaf.'

'How's your insomnia?' - 'Terrible, I can't even sleep when it's time to get up.'

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"