Insomniac Innovator Gifts

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'