Insomnia Innovator Gifts

'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'

Counting ribs

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Odd Spas

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"Wake up."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

Cactus Alarm.

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

Artists paints sheep jumping over a fence to get sleepy.