Insomnia Philosopher Gifts

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

The Forever Stamp

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Think about the honey."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Wide-awake.

"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Overnight Programming

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'