Find t-shirts that capture the essence of a creative night owl thinker—funny and thought-provoking designs for those who ponder deep into the dawn.
Sales of sleeping pills are skyrocketing. Is America addicted? My guest is Rudy Park. Rudy, you say you need sleeping pills. Why? Modern life is too hectic. At night, the mind races, the legs tremble, the body yearns for rest but the brain gallops on. This just in: Sleeping pills call poetic waxing. I sleep therefore I am.
'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'
Dog Nightmares
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
"Well did he?"
The Forever Stamp
"Think about the honey."
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
Things that go beep in the night.
"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."
'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'
'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.
Thoughts of Stephen Harper...
He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?
Wide-awake.
That's a street lamp, Steve.
"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"
'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'
Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.
'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
Overnight Programming
"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."
"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."
Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the insomniac philosopher—perfect for late-night coffee or tea and witty enough to keep them smiling during restless nights.
Add some comfort to their nighttime routine with pillows that celebrate the insomniac philosopher's love for deep thought and quiet reflection.
Find inspiring prints that resonate with the night owl in your life—perfect for their study or meditation space to fuel late-night thinking.