Nap Time Philosopher Gifts

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'At lone at last.'

"Well did he?"

"Think about the honey."

Water power.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OMG!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

How cats see their home

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Superman does too take baths!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'