Nocturnal Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a nocturnal philosopher? Our range combines wit, curiosity, and a love for the night owl in stylish mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who find inspiration in the midnight hour and love to reflect on life's deeper questions long after sunset.

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"What's with the sleeping at night?" mockup

"What's with the sleeping at night?"

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'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...' mockup

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

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'You mean Noah discriminated on the basis of marital status?'

'You mean Noah discriminated on the basis of marital status?' mockup

'You mean Noah discriminated on the basis of marital status?'

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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"The overthinker"

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That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost. mockup

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

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"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm." mockup

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

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"Well did he?"

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'Your night writing book, madam.' mockup

'Your night writing book, madam.'

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"Think about the honey."

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!" mockup

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow." mockup

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep." mockup

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

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"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't." mockup

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

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Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it. mockup

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

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"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am." mockup

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning." mockup

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

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Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired. mockup

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

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The dark side of the moon

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"Must you bring your work to bed?" mockup

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

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Siggy

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The Invention of Reading in Bed.

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..." mockup

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

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'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,' mockup

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

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'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!' mockup

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

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"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on." mockup

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

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'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!' mockup

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

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Nocturnal Philosopher Gifts Collection

Nocturnal Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for nocturnal thinkers and night owls who love clever, contemplative designs.

Nocturnal Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort and wit, perfect for anyone who enjoys late-night pondering in style.

Nocturnal Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that capture the essence of nocturnal philosophy and inspire deep thoughts and conversations.

Nocturnal Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirt selection that celebrates those who embrace the night with humor, insight, and a creative spirit.