Nocturnal Philosopher Pillows

"What's with the sleeping at night?"

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'You mean Noah discriminated on the basis of marital status?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"Think about the honey."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

That's a street lamp, Steve.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

The dark side of the moon

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Siggy

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'