Nap Time Philosopher Pillows

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'At lone at last.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Well did he?"

"Think about the honey."

Water power.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"OMG!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

How cats see their home

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

'Superman does too take baths!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."