Bedtime Philosophers Pillows

'Just give me a few more minutes, dear. I just caught my second wind.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"The overthinker"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Think about the honey."

Water power.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OMG!"

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

That's a street lamp, Steve.

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"