Bedtime Philosophers Pillows

'Just give me a few more minutes, dear. I just caught my second wind.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

"The overthinker"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

"Think about the honey."

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

Water power.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"OMG!"

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

'Superman does too take baths!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'