Sleepless Philosopher Gifts

"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The overthinker"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Think about the honey."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Lost and forgotten department

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Mathematics.

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Quiet!

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."