Sleepless Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful yet fun gift for the sleepless philosopher in your life? Our collection features humorous and thought-provoking products that capture the spirit of pondering well into the night. Perfect for anyone who loves to muse, theorize, or simply stay awake with curiosity, these items make a clever gift for birthdays, encouragement, or just because.

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"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"

"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!" mockup

"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"

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"The overthinker"

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection." mockup

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm." mockup

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

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"Well did he?"

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"Think about the honey."

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...' mockup

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?' mockup

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

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"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep." mockup

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

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Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired. mockup

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

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Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it. mockup

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

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Lost and forgotten department

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly." mockup

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.' mockup

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

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Mathematics.

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"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..." mockup

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1' mockup

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

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"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home." mockup

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember. mockup

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..." mockup

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

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Sleepless Philosopher Gifts Collection

Sleepless Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the sleepless philosopher—quench their curiosity and caffeine needs with witty, thoughtful designs.

Sleepless Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that speak to their contemplative side—comfortable, witty, and inspiring for any philosopher's nook.

Sleepless Philosopher Prints

Add a dash of inspiration to their space with prints that celebrate the night owl's love for pondering the universe.

Sleepless Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover clever T-shirts crafted for those who love deep thoughts. Perfect for expressing their creative spirit with humor and insight.