Sleepless Philosopher Mugs

"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"

"The overthinker"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Well did he?"

"Think about the honey."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Lost and forgotten department

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Mathematics.

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."