Sleep Mode Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the sleep mode philosopher? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful items that celebrate those dreamy thinkers. Perfect for anyone who values rest, reflection, and a touch of humor, these products are ideal for sparking joy and conversation. Whether they’re lounging in bed or lost in thought, our items add personality and fun to their quiet moments.

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"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working." mockup

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

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"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection." mockup

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm." mockup

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

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"Well did he?"

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"Think about the honey."

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'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?' mockup

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

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"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up." mockup

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

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A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures. mockup

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

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"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you." mockup

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

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"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..." mockup

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

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'I'm sleepy all the time.'

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'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.' mockup

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

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'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!' mockup

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

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The Dangers of Counting Sheep

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'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.' mockup

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

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'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.' mockup

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

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'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.' mockup

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

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Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep. mockup

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

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'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.' mockup

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

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Sleep Disorder Research.

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'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!' mockup

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

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"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!" mockup

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

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MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.' mockup

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

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"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it." mockup

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

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"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"I dreamed my parents were still alive." mockup

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

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Narcolepsy in relationships.

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Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep. mockup

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

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'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!' mockup

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

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"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'." mockup

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

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'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.' mockup

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

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"But counting sheep makes me hungry." mockup

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

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Changing the dream

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"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...." mockup

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

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Sleep Mode Philosopher Gifts Collection

Sleep Mode Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for sleep mode philosophers who love their coffee as much as their contemplative moments.

Sleep Mode Philosopher Pillows

Find pillows that add a witty touch to cozy moments, celebrating the sleep mode philosopher’s love for relaxation.

Sleep Mode Philosopher Prints

Browse prints that inspire reflection or bring humor to any space, a wonderful gift for the sleep mode thinker.

Sleep Mode Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that humorously showcase the love for pondering and restful moments, ideal for the sleep mode philosopher.