Insomniac In Denial Mugs

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Things that go beep in the night.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"I was sleepless once, but it was in Omaha."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

I'd do anything for a good night's sleep. Well here's a $33,000 mattress. Hand-crafted layers of horsehair, cotton, flax and natural latex. What sucker would think overpriced horsehair would put them to sleep?! What's the number? Does health care cover it?

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."

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